Pinku-Sensei <pinku-sensei@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>news:fv40ku$7j3$1@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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>> KOOK AWARD
>> NOMINEE PROPOSER SECONDER STATUS
>> Coward of the Month
>>
>> David Tholen, Art Deco, not seconded.
>
>Tholen has been seconded and needs an opponent. Let's see who else fits
>AUK's standards of cowardice. How about someone who is offering $500 to
>out an online opponent--Lady Veteran? I know that means she'd be running
>for all three of the top spots, but some months are that slow and some
>kooks are just that deserving.
>
>Seconds for Lady Veteran?
>
>> Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award
>
>I can think of two people engaging in riduculous ranting and massive
>meltdowns right now. Douglas Grant is melting down in crossposts to AUK,
so
>I won't need to present any evidence. Daniel Joseph Min is melting down
on
>a thread crossposted to sci.physics, alt.astronomy, misc.survivalism, and
>alt.prophesis.nostradamus, but in his own ineffable way--he sees
Armageddon
>coming, but instead of gibbering in panic, like Greysky on alt.astronomy,
>to whom Min is replying, or Travis "Trav" J. McIlvenna on
rec.martial-arts,
>Min is ecstatic with joy at the idea that the coming Apocalypse will
>finally send atheists to Hell and that billions will die. Minnie Mouse
is
>****ing /thrilled/ at the prospect. In contrast, the Chicken Little
>responses of Greysky and Trav seem downright normal.
>
>Here are the MIDs of Min's ghoulish gloatings.
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>He's in rare form in that last one.
>
>Based on the evidence presented above, I shall take advantage of my FNVW
>privilege and nominate both of these histrionic gentlemen for the Tony
>Sidaway Drama Queen Award.
>
>Douglas Grant is nominated. Seconds for Doogie?
>
>Daniel Joseph Min is nominated. Seconds for Minnie Mouse?
>
>Oh, and I second Art Deco's nomination of Tholen. Looks like it will be
an
>interesting contest.
Whee!
>
>> Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award
>>
>> John Wentzky, Bob Officer, not seconded
>> (this might work better for the Doogie Grant Medal).
>
>Alexa has been nominated and seconded.
>
>> Douglas Grant Medal for Historical Revisionism
>>
>> Douglas Grant, Steve L, Nigel Brooks, REFUSED
>> (previous award was for lifetime achievement;
>> current evidence is not sufficiently different from that for previous
>> award.)
>
>I'm going to nominate Wentzky for this.
>
>Seconds for John Boy?
Seconded.
>> Busted Urinal Award
>>
>> No one so far.
>
>Is there anyone posting this month who has demonstrated that he or she is
>worthy of a lifetime award for being "the lamest of the lame on USENET?"
>I've already suggested David Tholen to Art Deco. I'll follow up and
>nominate him.
>
>Based on a decade of digesting and of robotic responses, which make him
>among "the lamest of the lame on USENET" I nominate Dr. David Tholen for
>the Busted Urinal.
>
>Seconds for nelohT?
Seconded!
>
>Also, based on the evidence I posted above for Drama Queen, Daniel Joseph
>Min has demonstrated that really stinks up the joint. Therefore, I
>nominate him as well for the Busted Urinal.
>
>Seconds for Minnie Mouse?
>
>> Unabomber Surprise
>>
>> John Wentzky, Kadaitcha Man, Meat Plow, accepted.
>
>Just to make it a race, I'll nominate Johnny Wizard (again) and Daniel
>Joseph Min, who is a notorious screeder, as evidenced by the messages I
>cited for Drama Queen.
>
>Seconds for Johnny Wizard?
Jonny Gizzard, ¡Si!
>
>Seconds for Minnie Mouse?
>
>> Goofy Azzed Babboon
>>
>> No one so far.
>
>I'll pass.
>
>> 72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award
>>
>> No one so far.
>
>I'll pass. Min has received enough attention from me this month.
I can nominate Dim -- so mote it be.
--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen
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