Do youz like wabbits, trolen?
--
Freddie D. 'fag' Shorts
I'm loud and I'm proud. I'm gay and I like it that way!
Another proud buttplug owner. Honk if yer horny!
I sup****t Gay Pride! The Ramrod rocks!
Wanna hire me for web site development? I'm way under-employed!
Contact me by email (mailto:cypherpunk@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
) or mail me at
FS Newssite Inc.
101 West 23rd St. Suite 2237, New York, NY, 10011
On second thoughts, don't bother. Just sign me up for subscriptions.
I like to steal copyrighted material.
Check out my current web sites -
http://www.orwellian.org
http://www.miscstuff.org
http://home.nyc.rr.com/cypherpunk/
"What does Carl Sagan have to do with cometary composition?" - Davie
"Uranus" Tholen
"Hey readers, I got a phone call from Guiness. Yes, *the* Guiness.
Apparently he's adding a new category to the Book of World Records,
namely the record for most informationless, invective-filled postings
by one person in a given time period, and he's identified a candidate
for the record holder, namely our own Jeff Glatt. Guiness asked me
to be the official counter.
Stay tuned for updates!" - Davie "Guiness" Tholen
"First of all, there haven't been any "Guinness" responses from me.
I spoke with someone named Guiness. Second of all, that was limited
to a two-day count, over a week ago now, so you can't justify the
word "typical"." - Davie "Guinness" Tholen
"I'm not talking about a company; I'm talking about a person who called
me. Obviously someone who spells his name differently. You know, sort
of like Hartman and Hartmann." - Davie "Hartmann^H" Tholen
"And that's the end of Dave Tholen's autobiography. It begins and ends
with "He cowered and hissed"." - Jeff Glatt
"[I do "Dave Tholen" better than Dave Tholen. In fact, Dave is now
totally expendable, not that he was useful before]" - Jeff Glatt
"Bull****, Jason." - Davie "Boulder Dash" Tholen
"Are you a queer?" - Davie "homophobe" Tholen
"You're a kook and a queer." - Davie "queer basher" Tholen
"You asked for it, Morbius." - Davie "Id" Tholen
"Morbius a.k.a. Robin it still at it." - Davie "a.k.a." Tholen
"Wake up to reality, Morbius." - Davie "not in RL" Tholen
"Can't you complain to the troll?" - Davie "troll" Tholen
"I never start these threads. I do finish them." - Davie "shutup" Tholen
"Not at all; I don't repeat the same thing over and over like you did."
- Davie "repetitive" Tholen
"The "Morbius Variety Hour" is now being rebroadcast for our c.s.m.a
affiliates..." - Davie "Ed Sullivan" Tholen
"I'm quite sure that OS/2 is not causing brain damage." - Davie "drain
bamage" Tholen
"The Yes-Yes list is made available to you by a generous contribution
from the Krell." - Davie "Morbius" Tholen
"Followed by another dull episode of the "Morbius Non-Variety Hour".
1> Same Tholen time, same Tholen channel...:)
Same Morbius (unless he's the same Robin -- you know, Batman's sidekick)."
- Davie "hourless" Tholen


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