Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote:
>Greetings, kooks, kookologists, independent trolls, and lurkers
>sup****ting us (TINU) in email!
>
>Thanks to all of you who have contributed so far to the ballot. That
>said, there are still unopposed candidates who need opponents and
>nominees who need seconds to be placed on the ballot. In particular,
>a second is needed for Lady Veteran, so there will be two nominated
>and seconded candidates for Kook of the Month. Please look
>through the lits below, then nominate and second the worthy as you
>(tiny) see fit. You have until 23:59:59 EDT on April 30th to make
>your nominations and seconds.
>
>Without any further ado, here are the nominations so far, along with
>the nominator, seconder, and status of the nomination. If you
>know of any nominations that were missed, please respond with the
>message ID of the nomination post. Also, one can second
>nominations listed here or even nominate qualified individuals or
>identifiable groups. Remember, except for the FNVWs, including the
>FNVWE, AUK posters are allowed only one nomination or* second per
>award or office per month.
>
>*exclusive, not inclusive.
>
>KOOK AWARD
> NOMINEE PROPOSER SECONDER STATUS
>
>Bobo Award
>
> Brandon and Amber Herbert. Archie Leach, Art Deco, accepted.
>
>Kook of the Month
>
> Greg "Greegor" Hanson, Kadaitcha Man, Art Deco,
> awaiting seconding of opponent.
> Bobbi "Lady Veteran" Sanchez, Cujo de Sockpuppet, not seconded.
>
>Clueless Newbie of the Month
>
> Anthony X, Pinku-Sensei, Jade, awaiting opponent.
> Leslie "The Apostle" Paulin, Zeke, REJECTED (insufficient evidence
> that the poster being nominated was even Leslie Paulin,
> let alone a clueless newbie)
>
>(One of these days, Leslie will get on the ballot. Today is not one of
>these days).
>
>Coward of the Month
>
> David Tholen, Art Deco, not seconded.
Post-edits his own typos, then lies about having done so.
>
>Looney Maroon Award
>
> David Tholen, Art Deco, A [Tem****ary] Dog,
> awaiting ruling on concurrent PAP nomination.
In his hasty froth today, Tholen mistook Marc Bissonnette for Kevin
Cannon. The irony should not be overlooked. I'm waiting to see him
post-edit his "attribution problem" away.
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>
>Golden Killfile
>
> No one so far.
>
>Joseph Bartlo Memorial Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award
>
> Anthony X, Archie Leach, Fujikawa Yamamoto,
> awaiting seconding of opponent.
> David Tholen, Art Deco, not seconded
> (also pending ruling on concurrent Looney Maroon nomination).
>
>Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
>
> David Tholen, Art Deco, Marc Bissonnette, REFUSED
> (Tholen has been declared ineligible for this award).
Hah! That is a shame, but I did say that trolling nelohT is like
fi****ng with depth charges, he /always/ floats right to the top.
>
>Palmjob Paddle
>
> No one so far.
>
>Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award
>
> No one so far.
>
>Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award
>
> John Wentzky, Bob Officer, not seconded
> (this might work better for the Doogie Grant Medal).
I nominate Alexa for her Earth-shattering determination that monolayers
of organic molecules assembled on the surfaces of silicon wafers is an
artificial "silicon-based life form", and evidence that Morgellons
disease is/was manufactured by Teh Cabal [tinc] for nefarious purposes.
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgellons>
She went into full meltdown this weekend when I laughed at this latest
AlexaDelusion(tm).
>
>Douglas Grant Medal for Historical Revisionism
>
> Douglas Grant, Steve L, Nigel Brooks, REFUSED
> (previous award was for lifetime achievement;
> current evidence is not sufficiently different from that for previous
> award.)
>
>George Pickett Memorial Trophy
>
> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, Kevin Cannon,
> Meat Plow, awaiting opponent.
Would Wentzky be an acceptable opponent?
>
>George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @[EMAIL PROTECTED]
" Award
>
> No one so far.
>
>Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
>
> No one so far.
>
>Tar & Feathers
>
> No one so far.
>
>Busted Urinal Award
>
> No one so far.
>
>Unabomber Surprise
>
> John Wentzky, Kadaitcha Man, Meat Plow, accepted.
>
>Goofy Azzed Babboon
>
> No one so far.
>
>72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award
>
> No one so far.
>
>Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
>
> David Tholen, Art Deco, not seconded.
This was for his theory that one of my former .sigs represents
"substantiation" that I regard myself "as a God to be wor****pped." See
new .sig.
>
>Balsa Gavel
>
> Douglas Grant, Pinku-Sensei, redvet, accepted.
>
>Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
>
> No one so far.
>
>Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
>
> We (tinw) should be so lucky.
>
>Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
>
> No one so far.
>
>MERIT AWARD NOMINEE PROPOSER SECONDER STATUS
>
>Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
>
> Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers by Meat->Plow, Kadaitcha Man, Art Deco,
> awaiting opponent.
Heh, most amusing was this one.
>
>Hammer of Thor
>
> We (tinw) should be so lucky.
>
>Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award
>
> We (tinw) should be so lucky.
>
>OFFICE NOMINEE PROPOSER SECONDER STATUS
>
>Office of Darth Bawl
>
> No one so far to challenge Gerald Newton.
>
>Office of Village Idiot
>
> No one so far to challenge Charles Lysaght.
>
>Kooki Information Minister
>
> Donald Alford AKA Wizard of Odds, Kadaitcha Man, Baron Lurk, accepted.
> Pamela Russell, incumbent, automatically accepted.
>
>Ministry of Circle Jerks
>
> The Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel, incumbents,
> automatically accepted.
> Bert "Bertrude" Hoff and Scott "Schattie" Abraham, Archie Leach,
> Meat Plow, accepted.
>
>Office of Illucidus Maximus
>
> No one so far to challenge Colonel Jake.
I nominate Jeff<glyph>Relf.
--
"Substantiation that you regard yourself as a God to be worhsipped [sic]
should be your concern, Deco."
-- David Tholen
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